It's a little bit country and a little bit rock and roll, or probably classical or some nerdy type music. I don't know, what type of music do scientists prefer, anyways?

The point is, we make water for everyone. Sorry, bad phrasing. I mean we bottle water for everyone. Whether you're on the farm or in the lab, quench your body's thirst with some Mo' H₂O. Actually, that's probably a bad idea to drink while you're in the lab. We don't recommend that. You could accidentally end up drinking H₂SO₄ and then we couldn't sell you any Mo' H₂O. The farm is a little easier, just remember that if Uncle Cledus is around and he's using Mo' H₂O bottles for his tobacco spittle, you're gonna want to look before you chug.

Anyhow, the point is Mo' H₂O is Water for Everyone. That's it. When your bottle's empty, reach for some Mo'!

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